Sanctuary found

Four years and two weeks ago, I escaped from 'the Island' and found means to publish the truth. In all that time, the secret of my identity has remained safe - the truth still has a voice.

And now, the truth has a home. Mr. X has officially accepted Damabopian citizenship, escaping the need for secrecy in my old homeland. There is talk of a ministerial appointment, but we'll let the Damabopian officials make the announcements. For now, rest assured that Mr. X is no longer operating behind the veil of censorship.

You too can find sanctuary at the hidden city-state. Apply for citizenship before it's too late.

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Last Friday a former CEO implicated longest-serving Republican senator, Ted Stevens (aka. 'series of tubes'), in charges of extortion, conspiracy, and bribery. Once at the helm of oil services company, VECO, Bill Allen has entered a guilty plea and is giving up all the details... money was handed out to legislators, but the real headline was that VECO employees were sent lift Sen. Stevens' ski resort home and build two bedrooms, a game room and sauna underneath. Allen even gifted some used furniture and hired Stevens' son, Ben (now a senator) as a consultant. No one is talking about what the bribes were for - presumably business as usual.

Speaking of business as usual, sponsored news stories have become so mainstream that perennial media wallflower, CNN, has started acknowledging them. "Study: firearms help treat mental illness - brought to you by BLAMosil. But seriously, if CNN thinks you don't mind... YOU DON'T.

By the way, this is the sponsored 'news' story that was on CNN today:








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