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DNA Dojo inducts member

In a surprise throwback to the American Revolution, the secretive DNA ninja clan has announced it's fourth public member, the North American rattlesnake. Originally popularized by Benjamin Franklin and praised for it's uniquely fierce spirit of self-defense and self-reliance, the snake found a home on the Gadsen flag (pictured below). DNA Dojo's leader and ranking ninja master, @merica:: ::inj@, is believed to be behind the rattlesnake's nomination.


"This new so-called 'number ninja' goes against everything we expected from DNA," said an undisclosed assassin's guild official. "Sure, it's deadly and American, but the rattle is a dead giveaway - not stealthy at all - and I'm not sure it can do maths or work with numbers at all." While the North American rattlesnake's ability to solve mathematic challenges remains to be demonstrated, the early revolutionaries are said to have imbued the creature with numerological magics when they depicted it's tail holding 13 distinct rattles. Legend tells that shaking the 13 rattles together summons the original colonies' power of self-determination.

Do what you can

So I'm not normally a big fan of voting or gambling when millions of people are involved. But to noble ends, why don't you vote for Ron Paul in the primaries and show America that the days of Shit Sandwich and Giant Douche elections are numbered.

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Straight from the heart

This is typical false flag operation, like we've seen all last century. It benefits many around the world. The truth on this Iranians Gone Wild video: every major news source is pushing this story. Question the money system that begs ever more conflict & consumption to feed a credit addiction. Whatever country is home to you, help save the planet from war and overexpansion. Pay back your loans. Stop your government from borrowing money. Take back the power. Make your own credit.

Tyra Banks has hella thanks

Thank you Tyra - I haven't laughed this hard (silently) for a long time.