All the muck that's fit to rake

Top economists reported yesterday on the policy that may be to thank for Japan's impending recovery. "Only by convincing the market that the government will promote stability can investors be lured back. They seem to be achieving this through a combination of reform advertisement and a solid track record of a ten-year slump with no actual change in policy," says J. Stigurtsu. A representative of the Fed responded to the news of a slow recovery, saying, "the American financial system has always maintained strength through hypocrisy and inaction. With the EU and now the Japanese taking on this identical strategy, I may be looking for a job writing software in India soon."