Mr. X is Free!

I have been missing for over almost 3 years, trapped on the psychedelic 70's prison informally known as 'the Island'. Well yours truly, Mr. X, is free again. I have been for over a year, and comfortably living in Japan. However, secretive quasi-governmental enemies in pursuit aren't going to stop me from exposing more secrets and getting another Pulitzer. Now that I've become accustomed to the ways of this island I finally have some scoops.
Full stories to follow as soon as I can round up enough animated gifs and midis for proper presentation. X-Sama will begin delivery of detailed truth as soon as that Tab I ordered on the computer arrives. In the meantime, here are 2 secrets kept from the Western World:

-Fluoride is deadly to Japanese people. They depend on the microorganisms that thrive on weak enameled teeth. That is why a Japanese child will die if he is exposed to floridated water for too long. Only if the child is old enough to have a couple of baby teeth in a jar to farm these creatures can they hope to survive. The secondary toxicity of fluoride has been tested at X-Sama Laboratories, but since we're not peer-reviewed, test the theory for yourself; Sharpen a toothbrush for maximum scientific precision and forcibly jab your test subject in the mouth. Oh, and make sure you use floridated toothpaste. We're testing the fluoride. Remind yourself and your lawyer that this is for science.

-Advanced small talk gene rare in Japan. Believing interesting but off topic chit chat to be dangerous to internal security, the Bakufu successfully bred humans and parrots to populate the country with intelligent able workers, who would be unable to gain independent social power through small talk. Although the program never achieved its goal of eliminating small talk it has made it possible for the parrot to engage in all forums of Japanese society. "Atsui ne. Atsui ne. Atsui ne."