Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Basic Training Begins!

A possible change to the Japanese constitution could allow the island nation to deploy troops for combat overseas. The current draft, imposed by the US occupation, condemns violent conflict as a tool of foreign policy. The change is being pushed by the US in hopes that the currently pacifistic Japan will share the burden of global peace-keeping.
Although the change has not yet been ratified, several firms with government contracts began training new recruits for the new situations they may see in the future. These may include peacekeeping, Defensive Urgent Pre-Emptive Strikes, and the protection of the countries manifest destiny to expand ever Westward.
Tokyo was embarrassed to see news of one training-op surface, where 380 plainclothed 'tourists' were apprehended gathering sensitive prostitution information. Several organizers were detained and questioned in Zhuhai, China.
"Logistics are going to be a major concern when operating in another country, and our boys have always relied on a sex trade system. After being out of the game for so long, military planners must be able to work with realworld data," said an active officer speaking anonymously.

In other news, prophylactic size restrictions have been lifted for Japanese servicemen. Soldiers may now purchase Magnum brand condoms through special vendors. However, a long-term, exclusive license has been granted for the once retired state-run brand, "Attack Soldier". Civilians will be able to choose between Chilly Willy and Pokemon brands.

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