What's number one in the charts?

Pop afficionado twins, and media spuds, Sid and Marty Sidmartinson have for the first time compiled a seperate listing for foreign language songs in this months charts. The Asahi Shinbun listing, which was not printed in its English version, included several tracks from Dr. Phonics' new album, "ABC Penmanship & Phonics". The sleeper hit, "The consonant digraph song" is expected to climb even higher next month from its current spot at #18. Dr. Phonics had this to say,
"C to H ga kutsuite,
Bakana uta ja naikane?
C to H ga ch ch ch,
C-H-I-M-E chime chime.

P to H ga kutsuite,
Kuraku wo mainichi toru.
P to H ga ph ph ph,
E-L-E-P-H-A-N-T elephant!

W to H, T to H, P to H
W-H-T-H-P-H blah, Wh-the ph-ck?!